*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
Get in my closet
My aunt is coming home from Japan on the 16th! Excited :)
I don't want a Wonder Woman movie -
Why you ask? Because in this brave new world, warped by sex-pozzie, porn, hyper-feminine, lesbians-need-not-apply-especially-if-you’re-butch, “choice-feminism”, a Wonder Woman will be absolutely atrocious. If it’s not Xena-esque, don’t support whatever shit-taco Hollywood serves up. And NO, I don’t want that ass Joss— “the feminist label is stupid”—- Whedon to write the script or direct it. “Male feminist” my ass! Let’s see…what would be the plot to a Wonder Woman movie or reboot? Oh I know; Diana would actually have a biological father— like a Spartan, Roman, Trojan or a god like Zeus or even Ares for a “Luke, I am your father” Darth Vader-esque set-up later on in the film— because it would be “misandrist” and “reverse sexist” for sperm not to be involve in her birth, and we wouldn’t want to alienate the hetero [white] male audience, the only people Hollywood gives a shit about. So Diana— who will be portrayed by a white, hetero, feminine actress with zero musculature or athletic ability because a muscular Diana would alienate the hetero [white] male audience— grows up on Themiscyra which might as well be a sexy, white sorority house; no Amazons of Color, no butch Amazons, no Amazons with muscles because muscles on women are totes unfeminine and unsexy and we’re all about appealing to the hetero [white] male audience and promoting “sexy feminism”, and any lesbians in the film are femme and their sex scenes are again geared toward pleasing the hetero male audience. Diana is portrayed as being thirsty for some dick and has a school-girl crush on Steve Trevor right from the beginning. Insert a couple of fight scenes, explosions and a gratuitous amount of CGI, and oh, don’t forget some tits and ass-shots. Oh and a pornified sex-scene with Diana and Trevor where she tells him “I’ve always wanted a man to dominate me”. Diana is all about being a “girly-girl” and heterosexual. She’ll sputter a few half-assed feminist lines here and there, but she’s all about being guy-friendly. Some time during the film Diana will say “men can be the victims of sexism too” and “I’m not a feminist, I’m for equality”, and she reprimands feminists for being “man-haters”. She goes back to Themiscyra to demand that her mother, Queen Hippolyta, open Themiscyra up to Patriarch’s world because it’s “sexist” to exclude men from their world. And she ends the “battle of the sexes” by again getting fucked hard by Trevor in a porntastic sex-scene. It will make millions, critics and fans will herald it as “totes feminist” and “empowerful”. Men and boys especially will praise it for providing masturbation fodder and good times were had by all.
This is it. This is one of my ultimate nightmares.
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going…